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today monkey commit felony error of grammar what get attention of Man. when monkey say word could care less Man eyebrow go up & he make frown face. then he tell monkey little lesson. here lesson.

‘Could care less’ does have a perfectly legitimate use. If you mean to say that it’s possible for you to care less than you do about something, then it’d be correct to say “I could care less.” However if you mean to say that it’s not possible for you to care less about something, then you ought to say ‘I couldn’t care less.’

monkey scratch head for show not understand 100 % & ask Man explain with example please. Man make think face & then tell monkey look at picture down there & listen to example.

Man say let’s consider reactions to the upcoming royal wedding.

Man then say if someone for example = besotted with royalty of england & already stake out place on procession route many day in advance of procession of royal wedding couple & buy many $$$ of worthless royal wedding souvenir tschotske then that someone probably register around 100 on care-o-meter

if someone else more moderate & not care much one way or other about royal couple wedding then that someone probably register about 50 what mean that someone could care more or could care less.

but someone like Man who think royalty = preposterous go all way down to 0 on meter what mean he or she not able for care less.

Man ask monkey if now there understanding in brain of monkey.

monkey move head up and down for show monkey understand difference between could care less & couldnt care less & not make mistake of misuse again.

goodbye today reader. monkey hope someday monkey sort out all confusions of grammar & usage what float around in simple brain of monkey.

if reader see ad down there next it NOT from monkey. it there because Man = 100 % TOO CHEAP for pay $$$ every year for remove ad thing from blog. monkey apologize for cheapness of Man.

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