today monkey shun squalidness of washington dc under domination of donald the victorious & republicrap enabler & top house of whiteness staff what now free from ethics regulation by ruling of donald the victorious.
instead of dip foot in stink of reeking cesspitness monkey present picture + story of cool & spiffy groundhog mammal what live near monkey.
now monkey make bullet list of fact about cool mammal woodchuck for education of reader.
- groundhog critter also have name woodchuck & whistlepig.
- it = most giant member of squirrel family & it good climber & swimmer.
- diet = mostly vegetable stuff but once in while groundhog eat bug.
- home = burrow in ground with many room & entrance. 1 special room = bathroom. burrow go so long as 60 feet.
- old woodchuck = maybe 6 year old.
- woodchuck = loner. it not like prairie dog creature. probably it not make good pet.
- heart rate drop from 80 to 5 pump per minute when groundhog hibernate.
- most famous woodchuck punxsutawney phil right about how much winter left only 39 % of time. that not very good record of correctness.
goodbye today reader. monkey hope reader enjoy fascinating presentment of fact about cool mammal today.
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