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before monkey answer why vote question monkey have other first topic. 2 day ago monkey share invention of rating scale 1 – 10 of good smell for use in metaphorical way. then idea occur in simple brain of monkey that invention of useful scale of 1 – 10 of bad smell possible too. today monkey share invention with reader of rating scale of 1 – 10 where 1 = bad smell & 10 = most nauseous stench. here now come monkey scale of stinkiness.

1 = mildewy basement
2 = damp beagle
3 = gas station bathroom
4 = fire in tire warehouse
5 = air what rise up from city sewer grate
6 = wad of abdominal fold yeast
7 = large scale chicken farm during heat wave
8 = cat pee what soak into carpet in closet what kitty turn into secret bathroom
9 = liquid pig manure lagoon
10 = discharge from rear end of beelzebub & satan in farting contest

here monkey give example of usefulness of scale. monkey think debate # 3 of 2016 race to house of whiteness rate # 5.

now monkey answer question of why vote. yes politics & politician creature give off stink but monkey today say to reader it = 100 % important for get out & vote & not stay home in disgustedness or apatheticness or despair or etc. why. here why.

# 1 it = civic duty of all citizen lucky enough to live in democracy.

# 2 not voting = same as double value of vote of supporter of more awful candidate for any office not just potus.

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monkey leave it to brain of reader to listen to franklin d roosevelt & figure out where all duopoly candidate fall on stink scale up there & then make choice of reason + intelligence & then vote for candidate who do least damage to team u$a & earth planet. here illustration of what good citizen do on day of voting november 8.

entermanurepit

here visual metaphor of good citizen who approach voting booth with determination.

voting-booth

here where good citizen do civic duty & exercise right to vote for least toxic politician creature.

goodbye today reader.  monkey hope that day left until election 2016 go very fast by with 100 % great speed and stink fog + lunacy + absurdity + scariness + depressingness of politics lift for little while from amber wave of grain & sea to shining sea in # 1 exceptional team u$a america land of free home of brave.

if reader see ad come next down there next it not from monkey. it there because Man = too 100 % cheap for pay $$$ every year for remove ad thing from blog.

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