monkey have curiosity & ask Man what = most powerful sense of human creature. Man make think face for little bit & answer smell. Man tell monkey when he little boy of 0 – 4 year old he live with father & mother in house of grandparent. still today many many year later he remember smell of kitchen when grandmother person bake placek z kruszonka. placek = coffee cake with crumb. still today he remember exact smell of ashtray of dzia dzia what mean grandfather person. dzia dzia smoke many lucky strike cigarette. Man remember many smell more from when he very little. here 1 example more. he still remember woody fruity smell of hallway what lead to apartment of aunt charlotte.

monkey think about power of smell in life of human & have idea for invent scale of good smell for rate thing what not even smell. here next monkey share nice with reader scale of good smell where 1 = this smell good & 10 = this smell have 100 % wonderfulness.

1 = wood glue
2 = popcorn made in kettle with good oil
3 = alfalfa field what farmer just mow
4 = smell of air and ground just after thunderstorm
5 = real christmas tree
6 = wild apple flower
7 = bakery first thing when it open in morning
8 = bag of just ground organic medium roast coffee bean
9 = breeze what blow through autumn woods
10 = bacon


squirrel agree with homer simpson & monkey. mmmmmmm. bacon.

here example of how maybe someone use rating scale of good smell. if someone write excellent poem then maybe that poem rate 10 = bacon. if someone hit double in game of baseball then that rate 5 = real christmas tree. this easy concept for grasp.

Man look with dubiousness on use of smell rating scale but monkey say it fun for have smell metaphor for object & action & thought what happen.

goodbye today reader. monkey hope reader enjoy monkey invention of good smell metaphor rating scale. and maybe go have bacon fry up.

if reader see ad come next down there next it not from monkey. it there because Man = too 100 % cheap for pay $$$ every year for remove ad thing from blog.