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yay. monkey today make special 1 week only offer of self available for = vice president # 48 of #1 exceptional team u$a america land of free home of brave. monkey limit special offer to only 3rd party what stand for sanity + reason + common sense +  common decency + honestness + integrity & not full of whackadoodle robopath ideologue. monkey hope 3rd party like that exist. no democrap or republicrap need apply for monkey offer.

maybe reader wonder why monkey make 100 % excellent vp. it true monkey not have big name recognitionness or experience of wallow for many year in corrupt muck pit of politics. but monkey have many a+ qualification. here list of partialness.

  • monkey have no big honking skeleton in closet. monkey not have even 1 tiny peeping skeleton in closet. monkey not even have skeleton. or closet.
  • monkey = ok with do whatever the hell vice president do like break tie in senate vote & make sure electoral college vote count = ok & sit on board of smithsonian museum place. these all = easy sit on ass job of brainlessness what = 100 % within ability of sock monkey.
  • monkey enjoy eat corn dog & funnel cake & corn on cob & pancake & ice cream & etc so monkey make good campaigner on trail to house of whiteness.
  • monkey have no record of rebellion against team u$a so monkey not have disqualification for run for vice president.
  • monkey = quite attractive & have charisma thing in great abundance.
  • most important = monkey mostly live on stage 4 or 5 of moral development unlike almost all other politician creature what have stage 2 moral development of 9 year old human creature. what mean that. that mean look at picture down there next what = simple graphic thing about mr kohlberg stage of moral development.


goodbye today reader. monkey hope 3rd party snap up monkey offer for = mr vice president of team u$a before offer expire soon.

if reader see ad come next down there IT NOT FROM SOCK MONKEY. it there because Man = too 100 % cheap for pay $$$ every year for remove ad thing from blog.