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again Man not watch entertainment industry self stimulation what have name oscar award. monkey ask Man please give probability of Man ever watch oscar show in future.

Man make think face and say it’s considerably more probable that wynton marsalis is standing in the middle of my front yard right now playing “Hey, Hey, We’re the Monkees” through a soda straw than my ever watching the Oscars.

goodbye today reader. monkey hope Man not hurt feeling of mans & ladies what go to dolby theater tonight for flash fluorescent teeth and prink on carpet of redness. but monkey think probability of that pretty low too.

if reader see ad come next down there IT NOT FROM SOCK MONKEY. it there because Man = too 100 % cheap for pay $$$ every year for remove ad thing from blog.