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here today monkey make little review of bowl of superness # 50.

  • bowl of superness # 50 = many hour where once in while millionaire football player interrupt wiener dog in hotdog costume & celebrity endorser of crap product & service.
  • walking heap of pink intestine and toenail mushroom commercial = 100 % yuck. monkey hope next year in bowl of superness # 51 there not commercial with cute lil talking hemorrhoid.
  • whole show = storefront for corporation who let game interrupt commerical for colored sugar water drink & candy & junky foodlike substance & car and truck & direct to consumer $$$ prescription drug & etc etc etc.
  • monkey wonder why in coke sugar water commercial with incredible hulk that pants of hulk not split apart & bottom half of hulk not have nakedness.
  • monkey like when dame lady helen mirren scold driver what drunk but have great disappoint when she help sell crappy beer on televisionon.

now here come suggestment.

bizarrohelmet

this helmet remind monkey of something monkey see somewhere else but monkey not sure what and where. monkey hope player maybe wear fun helmet like this in next bowl of superness.

goodbye today reader. monkey hope reader not send monkey death threat because monkey not like bowl of superness much.

if reader see ad come next down there IT NOT FROM SOCK MONKEY. it there because Man = too 100 % cheap for pay $$$ every year for remove ad thing from blog.

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