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monkey make today 100 % huge announcement. what announcement. this announcement.

monkey make decision & drop out of race for = mr president # 45 of #1 exceptional team u$a america land of free home of brave.

why. here why. monkey have many better thing to do in rest of life than wallow in slime & muck.

one time ago in april in year 2015 monkey make list of poop monkey promise not fling at opponent in clean campaign.

but now monkey give up campaign & say it ok if follower of monkey use epithet in list down there in rest of year 2016 & forever after for describe politician creature. monkey thank Man for help monkey with word epithet and with revise + update list.

now here presentment of list of epithet what monkey give away free for apply to # 1 team u$a politician creature.

  • sanctimonious opportunist
  • doubleplusgood duckspeaker
  • certifiable moonbat
  • deranged demagogue
  • flagrant eejit
  • wall street meat puppet
  • phony baloney common man impersonator
  • lobbyist wind instrument
  • gormless know-nothing
  • swaggering narcissist
  • cowardly invertebrate
  • hee-hawin’ halfwit
  • self-righteous a$$hat
  • bigoted dirtbag
  • bible-thumpin’ hypocrite
  • lying sack of sh!%
  • chickenhawk warmonger
  • authoritarian control freak
  • self-serving axe-grinder
  • off-the-rack slimebag
  • loathsome bully
  • robopathic performance artist
  • pompous gasbag
  • soulless ideologue
  • rabble-rousing sociopath
  • myopic bonehead
  • self-absorbed d!@kwad
  • braying simpleton
  • moral imbecile
  • treacherous little punk
  • sleazy little f*^k weasel

goodbye today reader. monkey hope reader find list of epithet useful in months & years to come and now join with monkey in send out thought + prayer to we the people of team u$a.

if reader see ad come next down there IT NOT FROM SOCK MONKEY. it there because Man = too 100 % cheap for pay $$$ every year for remove ad thing from blog.