today monkey do something monkey not do in long time. today monkey select real news report headline what monkey see today in different place on www dot internet dot com & make comment on headline. this good way for exercise language skill of simple brain of monkey.
- headline = zayn malik & gigi hadid: americas hottest young couple. monkey comment = monkey not know who in hell = zayn & gigi & not able for care less.
- headline = kate overthrows the royal christmas. monkey comment = monkey know who = kate & still not able for care less.
- headline = learn the basics of making effective lists in this one minute video. monkey comment = who in hell need instructional video for figure out how make list.
- headline = in wake of colorado shooting obama calls for more gun controls. monkey comment = monkey already hear this every time after mass slaughter in # 1 exceptional team u$a america land of free home of brave and before next bloodbath.
- headline = donald trump’s controversial remarks haven’t hurt him. monkey comment = that because there no shortage of dumbass sheeple in team u$a.
- headline = after the cranberries and pie take time to talk about death. monkey comment = because there no better time for discuss death except maybe when someone win huge lottery prize.
- headline = how the kardashians and jenners celebrated thanksgiving. monkey comment = monkey think it not possible for care less than about zayn & gigi & kate headline but this headline prove monkey wrong.
- headline = utah man passes airport security with stolen boarding pass. monkey comment = this 100 % inspire confidence in tsa in monkey.
- headline = kaley cuoco tears up talking about her difficult year. monkey comment = monkey make suggestment that crybaby celebrity star shut up & go away because humans in many refugee camp have it many time worse.
- headline = see the radio waves constantly bathing you with this app. monkey comment = monkey already worry enough about constant bath of prescription drug ads.
- headline = rare photo of princess diana will make your heart flutter. monkey comment = monkey investigate photo and find headline not = true.
- headline = meet the 30 year old man named taylor swift. monkey comment = only if someone put gun in ear of monkey.
- headline = four pro-gun arguments we’re sick of hearing. monkey comment = only four?
- headline = five pieces of parenting advice i’m tired of hearing. monkey comment = only five?
- headline = gop candidates are cursing more, and on purpose. monkey comment = gop candidate try act like tough guy & sound like real people & appeal to baseness of republicrap base. but they not fool monkey.
- headline = it’s time to diagnose all your common bra problems. monkey comment = wow. finally there something worth read about.
goodbye today reader. monkey hope maybe there better headline tomorrow in news.
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