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monkey notice there much electronic crack on sale in time of hallowthanxmas 2015.

monkey scratch head for show not understand why human creature want spend $$$$$ on electronic crack. here example. $$$ 199 for fitbit surge. $$$ 900 for 60 inch televisionon. $$$ 800 for iphone 6. $$$ 350 for xbox 1.

monkey decide it time for invent new word for electronic crack what corporation program brain of consumer addict to feel deprived without.

monkey mash together word tchotchkes + word technology and get tchotchtech what mean virtually worthless electronic consumer crap that adds nothing to the quality of one’s life. Man help monkey write nice definition.

goodbye today reader. monkey hope reader feel free for use monkey new word tchotchtech.

if reader see ad come next down there IT NOT FROM SOCK MONKEY. it there because Man = too 100 % cheap for pay $$$ every year for remove ad thing from blog.

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