little while ago Man & Lady & monkey go visit place where live many alpaca. 1st monkey have 100 % fear of alpaca creature what have much more size than monkey and strange smell.
then monkey hear alpaca hum & see curious look in eye of alpaca about monkey & feel nice soft fur on top of alpaca. monkey fall into love with alpaca.
monkey ask Man for please buy alpaca & bring home for pet. reader already know probably what = answer of Man. monkey say with reasonableness then if Man not buy alpaca how about new or used kitty. but Man say he not fall for transparent tactic of monkey. Man tell monkey maybe there kitty in future but not because of monkey manipulation.
goodbye today reader. monkey hope reader someday hear cool humming song of alpaca. and monkey hope there soon pleasant medium big kitty with green eye + stripe + purring in house where monkey live. monkey also say yay happy day of birth today to sister of Lady.
if reader see ad come next down there IT NOT FROM SOCK MONKEY. it there because Man = too 100 % cheap for pay $$$ every year for remove ad thing from blog.