chef today monkey practice art of ironicalness & make presentment of recipe for more exceptionalism for already # 1 exceptional team u$a america land of free home of brave.

first come ingredient

  • guns guns guns
  • mass quantity of heroin & meth & weed & cocaine & crack & ecstasy & lsd & ghb & alcohol & etc
  • crappy prolefeed pop culture circus of dumbness
  • income inequality & social caste system
  • pathetic health care system
  • crummy public education
  • many ton of junk food & sugary drink & tobacco product
  • huge ceo salary
  • multi trillion $$$ forever war
  • more useless gadget for distraction especially in car
  • assortment of whackadoodle ideologue & racist & bigot & sexist
  • rich creepy puppet master ruling class what not give 1 poop about anything except self & trust fund offspring
  • greedy free marketeering corporation with many trillion $$$ in offshore tax hidey hole
  • fear of science
  • illusion of greatness
  • paranoia
  • ineradicable kakistocracy
  • salt & pepper to taste

direction come next

  • make sure ingredient not get accidental exposure to reason and logic and common sense
  • stir all ingredient together in bowl of decaying infrastructure
  • spread in thick layer over 50 great state of prebaked # 1 exceptional team u$a america land of free home of brave
  • bake in warmed up climate for next 10 year
  • see what happen

monkey thank Man for help with vocabulary today.

goodbye today reader. monkey hope reader like monkey practice of irony.

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