today monkey wish happy day of motherness to all mama all over earth planet.

monkey wonder sometime about mama of monkey who probably = worker in factory in china or philippine island or even maybe #1 exceptional team u$a america or etc what sew up monkey and throw in box for shipment. monkey say thank you for sew up monkey & not worry because monkey now live in good house with nice Lady mama.

now monkey make presentment of joke for day of motherness.

little boy what have name tommy in first grade & for many week he tell teacher pretty  soon there come little new brother or sister at home.

1 day mama of tommy say come here tommy & put hand on stomach & feel little baby move.

tommy do that but not say anything. and he stop talk about new baby in school too.

teacher finally ask tommy why he not talk about new baby any more.

tommy start cry & say i think mommy ate it.

goodbye today reader. monkey hope reader like joke & have nice mama what follow good recipe for baby & produce super egg for make 1/2 of reader & then walk around with reader inside for many month & then pump out reader into world of earth planet.

if reader see ad come next down there IT NOT FROM SOCK MONKEY. it there because Man = too 100 % cheap for pay $$$ every year for remove ad thing from blog.