yesterday Man take monkey to library of babel where it hard for monkey understand what go on and monkey scratch head many time in bewilderness. today Man say monkey need balance in life so Man let monkey visit archie mcphee on www dot internet dot com.

archie mcphee = favorite store of monkey. why. here why. it have many cool thing for sale what nobody need & many stuff there appeal 100 % to simple brain of monkey.

Man have puzzle look in middle of face & ask monkey what thing monkey like best in store of thing nobody need. monkey make think face for little bit & now here give sample of 10 thing what monkey like in archie mcphee store.

  • emergency inflatable brain
  • st clare patron saint of television figure
  • meat parade lunchbox
  • big lebowski shot glasses
  • last supper after dinner mints
  • monkey brains fez
  • public toilet survival kit
  • great philosopher finger puppets
  • jane austen tattoos
  • cupcake toothpaste

Man just shake head & sigh when look at list up there & say monkey = bona fide nitwit. but monkey tell Man there many more thing in store of archie mcphee. there even grump notebooks for mans & ladies like Man.

if reader want see many cool thing what nobody need then click here for visit archie mcphee. nothing there = so expensive as apple watch which nobody need too.

goodbye today reader. monkey hope reader enjoy browse shelf of library of babel yesterday & browse shelf of archie mcphee today. & have good balance of nitwittery & seriousity in life like monkey.

if reader see ad come next down there IT NOT FROM SOCK MONKEY. it there because Man = too 100 % cheap for pay $$$ every year for remove ad thing from blog.

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