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hello all fellow citizen in # 1 exceptional team u$a america land of free home of brave.

today humble & honest sock monkey make 100 % complete financial disclosure at start of campaign for = mr president # 45. everything monkey reveal next down there = 100 % true because monkey never tell whopper like human politician & monkey not have anything for hide.

100 % true finance report of candidate sock monkey
estimate garage sale value of sock monkey $0.25
Man make contribution to campaign from beer bottle return 1.05
monkey find change in car & couch & chair & parking lot & etc 0.63
Lady give monkey money for kickstart campaign 1.00
lottery ticket monkey not cash in yet but pretty soon 2.00
all $ in stock & bond & foreign investment & secret account & etc 0
all total property monkey own all over earth planet 0
value of personal possession of monkey = used pirate costume 3.00
$ from super pac & plutocrat slimebag 0
rainy day extra $ monkey keep safe in jar behind washing machine 0.06
speaking engagement fee monkey collect in last five year 0
wingnut & whackdoodle & corporation & lobbyist gift to monkey 0
all other income & asset 0
now add up worth of candidate sock monkey $7.99

goodbye today reader. monkey hope reader see independent & honest & humble middle class candidate monkey = # 1 champion & friend of all mans & ladies & littles on team u$a & it time for help spread word that monkey not = democrap & monkey not = republicrap.

vote for crapless monkey in 2016!

if reader see ad come next down there IT NOT FROM SOCK MONKEY. it there because Man = too 100 % cheap for pay $$$ every year for remove ad thing from blog.

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