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monkey see on apple place on www dot internet dot com that apple watch pre-order is now available exclusively online. monkey look at many picture of apple watch available in many model & for many $$$. monkey see that mans & ladies can schedule a try on appointment at an apple store for see if new chapter in the relationship people have with technology fit & look super cool.

monkey ask if Man want buy apple watch what = a more immediate intimate way to connect.

Man say %#&@ no.

monkey scratch head for show not understand & ask Man explain please.

Man say there 2 reason.

# 1 = Man already have enough electronic crack &

# 2 = Man not need $$$ gadget from brobdingnagian apple corp.

then Man say mr sir terry pratchett write word what 100 % describe apple watch when in book the long war he say

…just a gadget for extracting money from you…just an ad for some future superior version of [itself].

goodbye today reader. monkey hope reader not need $$$ apple crack & enjoy vocabulary word brobdingnagian.

if reader see ad come next down there IT NOT FROM SOCK MONKEY. it there because Man = too 100 % cheap for pay $$$ every year for remove ad thing from blog.