yesterday on day of easterness Man & Lady & sister of Lady & husband of sister of Lady have meal of specialness on table what Lady set up nice. except 1 knife little bit crooked.
1 thing everybody eat yesterday = ham meat. Man think maybe it good idea for give thanks to pig creature what give meat for eat. Man think little bit & here speech of thanks for ham & sausage from pig.
Oh, pig, we, thy omnivorous fellow mammal brothers & sisters, give our heartfelt thanks to thee for thy involuntary blood sacrifice so that we may feast upon thy delectable & succulent flesh this day.
monkey ask Man why not make speech of thanks to egg & potato. Man tell monkey please make remindment next year & Man try invent new thank you speech what include every thing what contribute to feast. monkey ask Man if that include bacteria & insect part in food & Man say time for you to shut up now monkey.
goodbye today reader. monkey hope reader not think Man = whackadoodle. Man just try be 100 % thankful.
if reader see ad come next down there IT NOT FROM SOCK MONKEY. it there because Man = too 100 % cheap for pay $$$ every year for remove ad thing from blog.