today monkey tell old joke what make monkey laugh ha ha every time monkey hear it. why. here why. monkey tell joke today because it help monkey calm down from great disturbance of see something what upset monkey 100 %. monkey need 1 whole day more for get ready for show reader tomorrow what make monkey upset. today here joke.

there man & dog go in bar. man say drinks for everybody if i prove my dog talk.

bartender say ok go ahead.

man ask dog what cover a house and keep rain & snow out. dog say roof.

man ask dog how sandpaper feel. dog say rough.

man ask dog who greatest baseball player ever. dog say ruth.

man say to bartender ok now drinks for everybody.

bartender throw man and dog out of bar.

man and dog sit on curb. dog look at man and say i knew i shoulda said ted williams.

goodbye today reader. monkey hope reader enjoy sports joke with feature of talking dog. tomorrow monkey make revealment of what bother monkey.

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