sometime english language confuse simple brain of monkey. today monkey read about drone & jet airplane have near miss near heathrow airport place in great country great britain.

monkey scratch head for show not understand & ask Man explain please what mean near miss. Man say it mean almost miss. monkey ask how 1 thing almost miss another thing. simple brain think 1 thing either miss something or it not miss something & hit it.

that = correct Man say. monkey ask then if headline should say drone & jet airplane have near hit not near miss. that right Man say.

monkey ask then if monkey get it. near miss mean almost not collide and near hit mean almost collide. that =  correct monkey say Man.

goodbye today reader. monkey hope someday english language mean what it say & not confuse poor brain of monkey.