today monkey see there news what say there big fight in middle east place. one bunch mans fight other bunch mans and many mans and ladies and littles get dead and get hurt and get more mad.
monkey know that monkey like chimp go hunt and kill other monkey and some time eat other monkey. monkey think mans what go hunt and kill other mans like chimp. only not eat other mans and ladies and littles. just kill and hurt.
Man tell monkey it frowned upon but not unheard of for mans eat other mans. monkey say whew. that make it little bit more easy for tell mans from chimp.
goodbye today reader. monkey hope you not go hunt and kill other mans and ladies like chimp kill other monkey. that not nice.