campaign committee keep bug monkey for idea for monkey platform for run for mr president # 1 exceptional usa america land of free home of brave. monkey ask committee why need platform. committee explain that reader need know why should vote for monkey.

ok so monkey now take little time from write blog for think up a+ platform. monkey not steal democrap and republicrap platform. monkey not democrap and not republicrap. monkey = crapless candidate. so monkey need make platform like make 100 % new recipe for chicken dinner.

goodbye today reader. now monkey get busy for make platform. monkey go make simple brain work hard for why reader vote for monkey. if reader already like monkey for mr president then reader go tweet for monkey campaign. reader go share monkey campaign on www internet dot com facebook place. reader go shout great campaign slogan of monkey everywhere. go shout hey monkey monkey monkey.