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here something interesting monkey see on www dot internet dot com. monkey cut and paste it here & it ok becuase there no copyright problem.  it = new way for classify politician creature in animal kingdom.

this stuff not come from simple brain of monkey but monkey think it maybe make sense based on what simple monkey brain see happen in human world.  monkey not know what call stuff in chart thing down there so monkey ask Man please help with vocabulary. Man help & so monkey now say here what look like new taxonomy for typical politician.

Typical Politician: Current Classification

Kingdom

Phylum

Class

Order

Family

Genus

Species

Animalia

Chordata

Mammalia

Primates

Hominidae

Homo

Exsecrabile

Typical Politician: New Classification

Kingdom

Phylum

Class

Order

Family

Genus

Species

Animalia

Mollusca

Cephalopoda

Teuthoidea

Archieteuthidae

Candidatus

Mediocris

here come next picture of typical politician creature & then come description from other www dot internet dot com place. it very interesting for read & think about. monkey not understand all big vocabulary in description but monkey get overall idea.

this = typical politician creature. next come description what politician like. politician found all over earth planet. no matter what name politician have like republican or democrat it still all same animal.

here what politician have and how politician behave. monkey make quote from other place.

  • Bilateral soft body from sitting around with cronies plotting reelection strategies and sweetheart deals, general scheming, and spinning reality instead of working actively at the job of bettering the lot of constituents, the country, and the world
  • Siphon for sucking up campaign money, dirt on opponents, sweets & treats from lobbyists and special interests, blood of vanquished adversaries, and the fawning spittle of toadying underlings
  • Internal shell–useful for simulating a real backbone among the members of this spineless phylum
  • Radula (a rasping band of teeth overlaying a tongue-like muscle) used to drill holes through rivals, critics, common decency, and most especially the intelligence of those of voting age. Also used for shoving the shreds produced thereof into and down the gullet to be excreted in the general direction of large gatherings of mindless adulators and assorted other imbeciles and half-wits
  • An array of ten flexible appendages bearing suckers or hooks surrounding the mouth used to draw real, fancied, and made-up enemies into a chitinous jaw apparatus resembling a parrot’s beak to be thoroughly chopped up
  • A funnel for expelling waste and ink and sound bites and providing jet propulsion–useful in muddying the waters around substantive issues and racing away from thoughtful confrontations and the challenges of the world which non-politicians inhabit
  • Well-developed nervous system for dodging momentous issues and spotting opportunities for self-aggrandizement, ego enhancement, narcissistic self-gratification, wealth, and status elevation
  • Rapid color changes made possible by chromatophores (elastic pigment sacs) and iridocytes (reflective plates) in the skin–handy when camouflaging real intentions and eluding the fallout from errors in taste & judgment, general moral bankruptcy, and specific sins of the past and present. Intentions may also be concealed beneath pricey haircuts, by expensive suits/dresses/outfits, in vacuous rhetoric and formulaic babble, and in empty promises draped in flags

yes this pretty long post so monkey thank reader for put up with many word. monkey now study new classification & description and see if fit good with politician creature. monkey think maybe reader think about it too.

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