Man have barking cold and say cant help monkey write today. Man say he need rest so monkey not pester. Man grumpy and tired. Man cough and not sleep & keep Lady and monkey awake so Man go sleep on couch. Man drink many glass water and stay in bathrobe. monkey give Man break &  tell two duck joke and not write blog today.

here one duck joke. duck go to drugstore and say want chapstick. cashier say will that be cash or credit card or check. duck say just put on my bill.  this very funny duck joke. next joke more funny even.

question. how duck and cow alike. answer. both swim except cow. monkey still laugh from this joke every time.

that all today. Man go couch rest now and monkey go happy place. monkey happy that monkey never get barking cold.