today Man & monkey read online edition of uk newspaper independent. Man say holy cow, monkey, look at this.
monkey look & shake head in disbelief over elementary grammar boo boo of dangling participle. even simple brain of monkey know this = example of terrible writing ignorance. monkey think if this pass for good writing at independent then monkey ready for apply for job there.
goodbye today reader. monkey hope reader not miss monkey if monkey get job at independent.
if reader see ad down there next it NOT from monkey. it there because Man = 100 % TOO CHEAP for pay $$$ every year for remove ad thing from blog. monkey apologize for cheapness of Man.